"This is Bg Sis telling you that you better settle down and do what I say. I am in charge. Most of you are good sheep but a few black ones are causing all the trouble. You will obey or we will have mandatory cavity search for all! And, no, I am not a lesbian."
"Congressmen are members of the American Royalty and must not be humiliated by the TSA screening process like you lowly American minions. Big Sis has spoken!"
"The TSA is above the law. Our screeners are legally immune from prosecution from any sexual asault on travelers. We will take away your liberties to protect your liberties! I, Big Sis, has spoken!"